Joke #3193

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."

Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on Earth for?" "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor." "OK, but it's against my better judgment." Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised." Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"