Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."