Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Black magic... It doesn't work.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.