Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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