Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !" Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.