Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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