Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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