Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.