Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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