Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.