Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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