Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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