What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.