What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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