There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.