There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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