Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink?
Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers.
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
"235,000 miles."
Her friend told her that was the problem.
But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.
So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.
Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.
The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.