Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.