Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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