Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.