Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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