Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.