Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.