If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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