Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.