Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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