You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.