When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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