A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.
Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."