How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs. One guy says, ''I'm a YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional. The second guy says, ''I'm a DINK ...ya know...Double Income No Kids.'' They asked the woman, ''What are you?'' She replied... ''I'm a WIFE...ya know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.''
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.