Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.