Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.