Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.