Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.