Joke #3504

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.