Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.