How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
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Go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Yours sincerely,
The CAT
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!