Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.