Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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