A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.