A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.