What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
When does a female deer need money? When she doesnt have a buck.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."