Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.