Joke #3578

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...