Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.