Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.