Joke #3594

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".