Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.