How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.