Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession.
At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people.
Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this?
The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.”
Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?”
He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!”
So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?”
He responds, “Get on line!”
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Vote:
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."