Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.