Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."