Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.