Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".