What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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A Girl was towelling her wet pussy.
She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until...
...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away.
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1. Be kind to Animals
2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssstory.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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