Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Someone calls at the hotline:
Good evening.
I’ve just installed Windows 98...
So?
Wheel I have a problem...
Ok, ok, you just said that...
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