The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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