The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.