If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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