Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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User Error.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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