Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.