Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
I before E except after Chuck.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.